Responding to the Ridiculous
The majority of blogs come from something stupid I have seen or heard. Thank God the internet can bring all sorts of obscure stories from across academia to my door.
September 4, 2023: The Realignment Game (3-Year Bachelor programs)
April 3, 2023: Dear Comrade (On Dear Colleague letters from the Department of Education)
December 19, 2022: The Last Of The Famous International Playboys (On the elimination of chief academic officers)
July 31, 2022: Fluency (Degrees in social influencing)
May 17, 2022: I Didn't Know There Would Be Math In This Blog (Class action lawsuit resolved)
February 25, 2022: Dear Dante (When "maintenance of effort" perpetuates the abuse of language)
February 15, 2022: After All, It's Only Money (Giving COVID-19 relief funds to dual enrolled students)
February 9, 2022: The Third-Party Line (Poem on problem with third-party payer system in Higher Ed)
January 11, 2022: National Chumps (The joke that is the NCAA football championship)
December 20, 2021: The Syllabus: The Gift That Just Keeps Giving (People are shocked that students don't read syllabi)
December 3, 2021: Deep Fakes (When a novel discusses sham colleges as if no-one has ever heard of them)
November 9, 2021: Total College Makeover (When elites decide to start their own college)
November 2, 2021: Restricted Space, The Sequel (Tenement-like dormitories)
October 21, 2021: Professional In Entitlement Only (MSU faculty responds selfishly to request to help students)
August 13, 2021: Where Grit and CRIT Collide (Misleading story on Oregon law regarding high school graduation requirements)
July 21, 2021: 67 Pages With Nothing Going On (DOE Q&A on Title IX Regulations)
June 15, 2021: I Have Hit My Summer's Ad Capacity (Registry for accreditation consulting)
March 31, 2021: Title e-IX (College e-sports is a world of sexism--go figure!)
February 2, 2021: You Say Potato, I Say Spinach (Spinach can email us regarding climate change)
January 27, 2021: Semester At Bernie's (Dead professor still teaching online class)
December 9, 2020: Extreme Takeover: College Edition (Allowing companies to take over college Instragram accounts)
December 1, 2020: Compliance Reliance (On all the compliance reporting in higher ed)
January 16, 2020: The New AI: Artificial Interviewing (AI interviewing recent graduates for jobs)
December 11, 2019: The Blare Witch Project (When protests go bad)
November 4, 2019: Familiar Scripts (Controversies surrounding higher ed . . . in verse)
June 27, 2019: A Kind of Article Review (In PP) (Great OpEd piece on use of PP)
May 29, 2019: Spin Cycles (College trying to smooth over dean's ugly remark)
February 11, 2019: Grandmothers Galore (When faculty so readily dismiss their students' lives)
January 16, 2019: Hegone Engler (Michigan State finally deals with its insensitive interim president)
November 3, 2018: Officer Blues (On the proliferation of Chief Officers on campuses)
October 7, 2018: Verbalizing (When academics start using sunsetting as a verb)
August 27, 2018: Mercy Mercy Me (The Academy) (Mercy College accuses Long Island University of stealing potential students)
April 3, 2018: More Fun In The New Job Posting World (What you can learn about a place from its job postings)
March 19, 2018: When (And Where) You Rank (Bogus college ranking sites)
March 15, 2018: Voodoo Doll Revolution (Recommendations to use boss voodoo dolls for stress management)
March 11, 2018: Bringing In The Sheaths (Advertisement for Executive Director for Male Contraception Initiative)
January 24, 2018: Senses Working Overtime (On odors, sound and sleep)
November 15, 2017: Boring Boors and Bored Boars (When wild boars attack a university, who will notice?)
June 20, 2017: Look At That Cow. . . In The Field (Cow herd research)
June 10, 2017: That is SO U (Southern Oregon University emails money to email scammer)
March 14, 2017: Ideas Not Appropriately Vetted (Two crazy ideas from vet schools)
October 27, 2016: Red-facedbook (Colleges relying on facebook pages for promotion)
September 20, 2016: Say It Ain't Joe (Penn State trying to immortalize Joe Paterno)
August 28, 2016: Quick, Send in the Clowns (Circus degrees)
August 2, 2016: Buzzkill (Students submitting assignments through Buzzfeed)
July 7, 2016: Profiled for Protons; Or, Defiled for Deflection (Colleges separating women science students from men for their own good)
June 27, 2016: Unbridled Registry (Using a search firm to find an interim leader)
June 8, 2016: We All Need Something to Stan(d)for(d) (Stanford rapist getting a slap on the wrist)
March 7, 2016: Show Your Colors (IU press now releasing academic coloring books)
February 27, 2015: These Aren't The Droids We're Looking For (On robotic librarians)
February 16, 2016: I Give You President Undertaker (On college and university medallions)
February 9, 2016: The Skimish On The Mount (Controversy at Mt. St. Mary's in Maryland)
December 16, 2015: Another @*!^#! Research Study (Study shows people who swear have larger vocabularies than those who don't)
December 7, 2015: Blank Your Professor (New website allows students to draw their professors)
November 12, 2015: When Academic Conferences Bottom Out (Kardashian conferences)
September 2, 2015: Let's See What They Do With Fundraising Campaign Finance Reform (Political candidates being offered naming rights for colleges)
August 24, 2015: This Terrifies Me (As I Am Party) (Scholar decides to live David Bowie's life)
August 13, 2015: Eau de Humanities (Perfume specialization for higher education institutions)
April 22, 2015: No Future in Ego Man's Dreaming (Making Vice Presidents resign before a new president begins)
April 14, 2015: Your Cheatin' Doc (Paying for dissertations)
April 8, 2015: Stressed Tests (Cheating on Standardized Testing)
March 9, 2015: The Geeks Don't Want No Greeks (Fraternity ridiculousness)
December 12, 2014: Implosion (Blowing up university buildings)
December 5, 2014: From Sheepskin to Fishnet (Florida for-profit uses strippers to recruit students)
November 25, 2014: Round Tables & Block Heads (Kean University's outrageously expensive conference table)
November 18, 2014: Trashy Poetry (Faculty who don't want to empty their own trash)
November 11, 2014: Use Slyness Writs Anyway (Improvisation in higher education administration)
September 30, 2014: Criminal Injustice (Sad state of affairs at UMass with undercover students)
September 10, 2014: When Someone Doesn't Mean "Go To Hell," Michigan (On board/faculty relationships)
July 30, 2014: Skin Game (Student Drops out of Colorado State University Because of Circumcision Beliefs
July 17, 2014: He Has To Get The Degree, Because This Philosophy Stinks To High Heaven (Presidents going back to school to get terminal degrees)
June 19, 2014: The Louisiana Procurement (Politics and education in Louisiana)
June 5, 2014: Beware The Thundering Heard From West Virginia (WVU and Marshall partnering?)
May 29, 2014: Trigger Happy (Hi)Jack (Trigger Warnings For College Syllabus)
April 8, 2014: Academia as a Fee-fdom (On Colleges Charging Student Success Fees)
April 1, 2014: I Wish This Was an April Fool's Day Joke: Apparently the Fools Are Doing Quite Well
March 25, 2014: Raiders of the Lost Archives (Digitial Syllabi Archive)
March 12. 2014: Without the Essay, The SAT's Are Just A-Tease (SAT changes)
February 25, 2014: "You Ever Notice How Many Suits There Are Around Here These Days?" (Lawsuits and administrative bloat)
February 12, 2014: From Great to Good To Why Freaking Bother (On the watering down of a great books curriculum)
December 9, 2013: Don't Cite a Tweet as a Research Feat (Scholarly apper proves Tweets aren't noteworthy citations)
November 16, 2013: Fill In The Blank Stares (Pop quiz on higher ed news story)
October 23, 2013: Even A Dog Can Strategic Plan (Dog gets MBA offer from online university)
October 17, 2013: I Could Have Saved Myself The Time And Gone With A Reprint (Tenure Tensions)
October 7, 2013: Four and Out (Four stories from higher education)
September 5, 2013: The Papers Chase: Legal Issues Are Swamping Higher Education (Law permeates higher ed. stories)
August 30, 2013: West Uh-Oh Field (Presidential scandal)
August 7, 2013: Is It Just Me (Random observations about higher ed)
July 27, 2013: Do Our Assets Look Too Big? Good! (Forbes' ranking of private colleges' financial stability)
July 3, 2013: Pearl Ivory Towers (Why God would never be chosen as a university president)
June 26, 2013: Ranking: Full Stop, Please (College rankings and ridiculous criteria)
June 19, 2013: Isn't It Bad Enough We All Have Coke-Bottle Glasses, Anyway? (Eyeglass technology for teachers)
June 4, 2013: Bodies Of Unfortunate Knowledge (On a stupid tweet and a porn journal)
April 30, 2013: Who Is That Person Rambling Up On Stage (2013's most interesting commencement speakers)
April 26, 2013: Food For Thought (Oh, my! Student unrest at the Culinary Institute of America)
March 5, 2013: Choose Your College Like A Cut Of Meat (On the selling of official university/college beef)
March 1, 2013: Public Relations Nightmare (Higher ed gone wild)
April 9, 2012: So Now He Posts Once a Month and It Is This Insensitive (On potential kidnapping of University president)
March 7, 2012: Apparently we don't want people who lead by example (On leadership programs)
February 27, 2012: They Care About Parking A-Lots (On the importance of college parking lots)
February 6, 2012: The Straight Poop (Naming rights to donors)
December 13, 2011: When you get to question tenure going to want to pull your hair out (On Inside HigherEd CAO poll)
October 29, 2011: Talk About Job Creation (Degree program in Collaborative Divorce)
August 29, 2011: Of Historical Notes (On what used to be considered truly "college ready")
August 21, 2011: Satire with a Side Helping of Cranberries, Please (Natural November satire for Higher Ed)
August 8, 2011: By the Time You Read This . . .* (On the depression that is the Chronicle of Higher Ed's daily newsfeed)
April 20, 2011: What's Next: Bar Codes? (On the college transcript)
April 5, 2011: Bismarck: Sink This Idea (What if the Dept of Ed controlled K-16?)
March 3, 2011: All We Ever Wanted To Know About Sex And Are Afraid To Ask (Two sex-based controversies in higher ed)
January 1, 2011: Happy New Year: Skinning the pig of college football (Picking on the low hanging fruit: college football)
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