January 10, 2011:   Networking

Sound bite here, twitter there,
Unchecked opinions fouling up the air.
Blog to the left, blog for the left,
Right over there common sense bereft.
500 hundred friends, many dead ends,
Today's banality she still sends.
MySpace, whyspace,
Time honors the Facebook Face,
Get on my listserv, get on my nerves,
Get off my kid's page, you perv.
Click on "like," share that pic,
Reconnect with that high school chick.
Get LinkedIn, Tag that drunk again,
And keep it going, amen.