* With appropriate co-authorships as noted below. List is in progress.

Articles written for the online satire publication, The Cronk of Higher Education, written or co-written by me. All of these are available as of April 2026 via The Wayback Machine.

President Renowned As Change Agent Changes Agents

Conferences Announce Creation Of Commencement Championship Series

Faculty in Uproar Over Connotations of "Development Day"

"For Profit" Label Not Accurate Argues Entrepreneurial National University

University Eliminates Math Requirement: Lifetime Outsourcing Offered  With Henry Wenslydale

University President Fears For Own Life With Release Of Salary Information With Henry Wenslydale

Months Later Furor Finally Explodes Over "Urban Luddite" Tweet

Colleges Host Anti-UPhoenix Bash To Promote Higher Values   With Henry Wenslydale