* With appropriate co-authorships as noted below.

Articles published by the online satire publication, The Cronk of Higher Education, written or co-written by me. All of these are available (as of April 2026) via The Wayback Machine.

Search Firm Hired To Find Search Firm

President Renowned As Change Agent Changes Agents

Conferences Announce Creation Of Commencement Championship Series

Faculty in Uproar Over Connotations of "Development Day"

"For Profit" Label Not Accurate Argues Entrepreneurial National University

University Eliminates Math Requirement: Lifetime Outsourcing Offered  With Henry Wenslydale

University President Fears For Own Life With Release Of Salary Information With Henry Wenslydale

Months Later Furor Finally Explodes Over "Urban Luddite" Tweet

Grad Student Sets New Record For Dissertation Directors. Hopes 13th Time Is The Charm.

Colleges Host Anti-UPhoenix Bash To Promote Higher Values   With Henry Wenslydale

Provost Forced To Resign in Scotch-for-Grades Scandal

Ramses University Streamlines Success. Eliminates All Executive Leadership   With Henry Wenslydale

Student And Professor Submit Competing ADA Requests   With Henry Wenslydale

University President Employs Extreme Makeover To Improve RateMyProfessor Scores

College Sells Itself As Ghost Campus Vacation Spot   With Henry Wenslydale

University Announces Controversial Hours-Tracking Method To Meet Obamacare Requirements   With Leah Westcott

Walmart Innovates Way To Copy Starbucks' Free Education Benefit

And, finally, perhaps this one was never published via The Cronk, but it sure should have been. The pressure to do early college has only increased. If you click on the link, you will be taken to a copy of the story on this website. It may or may not be entirely what was published by The Cronk.

Texas University and Elementary School Agree To Offer Historical Early College Credit