February 26, 2018

How did she end up in your bed,

That same person who we documented,

Gave us fearful bystanders instead

Of factual witnesses of what was said:

Tell me, sir, how did she end up in your bed?

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Her bed is big enough, for sure, to put you there

Next to all the others she did snare,

The countless exes who once shared

The same disgust you and I saw everywhere:

Tell me, sir, how did she end up in your bed?

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When you lay down, do you feel the bugs crawling

All over your body and find it appalling,

Or is the rush of a new found purpose so enthralling,

That you suck it up, close your eyes, start bawling:

Tell me, sir, how did she end up in your bed?