March 13, 2026

I propose helium as

The ultimate social medium.

There is no better carrier

For increased amplification

Of the high-pitched shouting

Frequenting your Facebook feeds,

Twittering tweets, Tumblelogs,

And Substacked subscriptions.

Helium can disappear in a snap,

Be the gas in your biggest buffoons,

And travel faster than sound.

What will it take to get all of you

To be sucked in by He₂'s properties

For your content-meant?